CONSPIRACY GOVERMENT MORPHING INTO SOCIALISM:
A black helicopter lands in your yard full of soldiers in black gear who inject you with a hallucinagenic drug and take your cows by strapping them to the helicopter and taking off. You wake in a bathtub full of ice with a dim memory of seeing your cow lifting off under a UFO. You sell to the National Enquirer the story of the alien overlords who analy probed you and flew away with your cows. You withdraw from society and build bombs in your basement. When the ATF agents arive, you blow up your house so that "the aliens won't use it as a forward base for an invasion. You are declared dangerously insane and live in an asylum with a foil hat paid for with taxes taken/confiscated from your countrymen.
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