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Old 03-02-2008, 03:17 AM
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Buddhism

You have two cows. You want to attain a higher plane of existence by becoming one with them. You forget Big Brother is watching and you are quickly arrested for beastialty. Your cows sign a book deal with Oprah and use the royalties to get you aquitted, move to Utah and become the first Bi-mammal commune.
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