This just in....The Florida State Seminole's starting All American southpaw quarterback, Ima Crabb, suffered a career ending injury today. Dejectedly, he is shown here on his way to clean out his locker.
Poor Chester, first his tank crashed, then his team tanked, then he wandered in to a Long John Silvers to use the phone after his car wouldn't start. Things went downhill from there.
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