A black helicopter lands in your yard full of soldiers in black gear who inject you with a hallucinagenic drug and take your cows by strapping them to the helicopter and taking off. You wake in a bathtub full of ice with a dim memory of seeing your cow lifting off under a UFO. You sell to the National Enquirer the story of the alien overlords who analy probed you and flew away with your cows. You withdraw from society and build bombs in your basement. When the ATF agents arive, you blow up your house so that "the aliens won't use it as a forward base for an invasion. You are declared dangerously insane and live in an asylum with a foil hat paid for with taxes taken/confiscated from your countrymen.
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I don't feel any differently about the tanker deal than I would if Heckler and Koch produced the firearms for the US military. I am for the best products rather than the lowest bidder.
Prime,
Your suggestion is being cursed by every trade union in this country. Good on you!!
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You have two cows. You want to attain a higher plane of existence by becoming one with them. You forget Big Brother is watching and you are quickly arrested for beastialty. Your cows sign a book deal with Oprah and use the royalties to get you aquitted, move to Utah and become the first Bi-mammal commune.
scary, But there was a guy here in Wisconsin that was just let out of prison and was found having sex with a dead deer. His last conviction was for something equally as grouse but I can't remember just what it was. Just thought I would share this little tidbit.
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